My indoor cat just snuck out of the house and came back after 20 minutes and I didn’t even know he was gone I’m the worst cat parent ever :|
Why are you doing this to me, Laura? Do you think you’re funny?
The Craft (1996)
DAN: When you do interviews, you’re faced with the choice to either be the most boring person on earth or just get ridiculous things written about you from time to time
JOSH HOROWITZ: Sometimes it might be good to be boring
DAN: It might be but I just get bored of myself
[Happy 25th Birthday Daniel Radcliffe! (23 July 1989)]
My boss effectively put me out of a job by making me teach her how to do my job and she was really smug and she’s left me two voicemails telling me she’s fucked it up and now needs my help and I’m just not answering her calls. After being unceremoniously shafted she can fuck right off if she thinks I’m going to spend this lovely sunny day off on the phone to her trying to rectify her fuck up. Especially when she was so fucking smug.
In short, she either needs me or she doesn’t but she can fuck off if she thinks my time is free.